Fragmented Friday (PM)

Girl, you love alliteration so much you want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

Anyway,  HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA. Oh Liam Neeson! HAHAHAHAHA. That is so funny! I love it every time.

I'd love to share some fragments from my week with you too, but now all I can think about is Liam Neeson. I effing love that guy. He just won’t quit, will he?!

I guess, I did take something else away from your post mate, mate. Extra large photos of near-empty melted ice-cream dishes have no place in front of my eyes.

You know what does, though?

The Christmas list (PM)

I don't even want to talk about Love Actually, I hate it so much. I watch it only as long as I have to in order to cop a look at Liam Neeson because he is so damn fine, then I totally turn it hell off.

You know what else I hate so much? Inexperienced CBD pedestrians, messing up my purposeful walking. Get the eff out of my effing way, people. Don't you know how to walk in a central business district? Quickly and purposefully, that's how! There is no time for stopping the flow of traffic and looking both ways while you figure out where you want to go. You want to waste my time? I will waste YOU slow peds!

Sorry to be such a scrooge guys, but inexperienced peds really get me down.

Thats all.