The Easter limerick (PM)

It's great JC got resurrected
Though I suspect he was quite affected
His BF's betrayal
Must have hurt more than nails
The wounds from which were probably infected

The Easter limerick (or Thanks for the super long weekend)(AM)

There once was a guy called JC

First he died then said 'Dad, resurect me!'

He went down on a Friday

Came back on a Sunday

Thanks for organising it so conveniently!

Mo' limerick mo' problems (PM)

Limericks seemed like a good idea at the time

But everyday gotsta come up with new rhyme

It's harder than you think

In fact this idea stinks

I'm outta here, gonna enjoy the sunshine

Mo limerick mo problems (AM)

I'm neither here nor there about easter

I ain't much of a religious feaster

But I love hot cross buns 

like a babe loves its Mums

There's an actress that's called Leighton Meester. 

Wanna be startin' something (PM)

Don't worry Mate, after the amount of food we put away last night, I'm not expecting you to be inventive. 

Today is the day they call Tuesday

I checked and it's definitely Tuesday. 

This day's going slower

Than watching grass grower

Or listening to songs by Mike Buble. 

Wanna be startin' something (AM)

Started the week with the best of intentions

Then at Seder ate too much to mention

This week celebrates Easter 

And the birth of my sister

And your expecting from me something like invention?!

I don't even know what this is (PM)

It's a limerick mate, and it's GREAT!

Another girl ran fifteen k
Fell asleep in the middle of the day
When she woke up for work
Her body ached like a jerk
And her brain also had nothing to say

I don't even know what this is (AM)

There once was a girl who worked sunday

Had nothing to blog about Monday.

Thought hard, but in vain.  

Seems she has shit-for-brains

That poor little girl who worked Sunday.