Your mum is funny! Interesting how in relation to, say, a baby windy bop sounds adorable. In relation to a sixteen year old boy, absolutely not adorable. But word up to your mother for going ahead and using that term in all contexts. Right now I am sitting next to Doggy who is doing plenty of "windy bops" and I can assure you that name does nothing to help.
Speaking of delightful communiques, here is something I got from friend and MSC reader, Toni. (Thanks Toni, I hope you don't mind me posting this. I can't wait for the sculpture.)