An open letter to K

Dear Mate

Um, it's hard for me to say this (don't worry readers, don't turn away, you should hear this too) but I think that we perhaps, for the sake of our cyberfriendship, we need to break up in real life.

I know you tried to post this morning but blogger wouldn't let you upload pictures. I know you wrote it all but stoopid technology thwarted you. But then, then you had to meet me for coffee. One thing led to another, we looked in shops, we talked. Lord knows we ate. And then what happened on MSC? NOTHING! I can't live like this. Miss Soft Crab is too important. It's bigger than just you and me mate. I'm sorry.

Love
J