When I say 'here I am' obviously I am not in the photo cause someone had to take the photo, right? So I took it . I took that photo at 8:08! But where was everybody? You guys I think the humans are dead!
Obviously I can't really pursue this line forever, because of course everyone showed up and we had a delightful dinner. But something weird was happening on Friday night. I drove to the city that night, for a number of reasons (wanting to get home to Baby quickly, needing an external factor to make me minimise my alcohol in take, you can dig it). Anyway I was pretty conflicted about which way to go and where to park. I thought I would never get a park on St Kilda Rd because Melbourne Festival is on and I figured all those middle aged theatre-loving drivers would be in all the car parks. But there were so many parking spaces! Tens of parks to chose from. I got a totally A1 park! "That's weird," I thought to myself, "where is everyone? Why can I get such a good park." Then I started thinking about reapplying lipstick and never thought about why there were so many car spaces free again.
Until later when I was heading home after a lovely dinner and the best cocktail bubblecups I have ever had. I mean the only cocktail bubblecups I have ever had. (Toff were serving cocktail bubblecups and I have not stopped thinking about those delicious little bastards since!) Anyway it was this beautiful warm evening, the first of the season really, but at 11:30 on Friday night in the city the streets were practically empty.
I don't know what the eff was going on, but all together it kind of felt like the humans were dead.
That's all I'm saying.
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