Things I can't believe: the Japan edition

First, that crows have such big beaks in Japan.

Second, that artificial hymens exist, and are big in Japan (read the article guys, you won't regret it!)

Third, that the following description of all the hymen-damaging conditions which may qualify a lady for the artificial hymen is actually necessary:

• Female whose hymen was broken due to physical exercise (gymnastics, track and field sports, martial arts, etc.) 
• Females whose hymen was broken due to premarital sex (active or passive)
• Females whose hymen was broken as a result of childhood games 
• Females whose hymen was broken due to masturbation 
• Females with congenital defects of hymen

Too much exposition, article about artificial hymens!
Why couldn't you just say "The artificial hymen is suitable for crazy bitches without hymens"?
Right?