Tuesday, April 10, 2012

An open letter to Country Road (PM)

Postscript to J's letter to country road


PS: Yeah, Country Road. J'accuse!

Your inability to make a nice cosy 100% wool knit for women makes me think you hate women. Like you think we are just a bunch of chumps who are so motivated by fashion that we don't care about value or natural fibres. That we just love shopping so damn much that we will gladly fork over hundreds of dollars for a wool blend while our brothers only have to fork over hundred of dollar, singular, for 100% wool. Thick, cosy, 100% wool.
You think that women don't like thick, cosy, 100% wool? You're out of your minds, Country Road.
We'll fork over the money, Country Road, but we won't be happy about it.

Women haters!

Here's what I think of you, Country Road! And this is what it looks like when one buys a wool-blend Country Road slanket  just so one can get a piece of that thick, warm and cosy for oneself. 


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