Wednesday, February 1, 2012

WTF? Wednesday (AM)

Oh, hi guys.

So I was looking around the internet for Miss Soft Crab inspiration last night (what?) and happened on a story about Tropical Cyclone Funso.Don't know about Tropical Cyclone Funso? Neither did I, 24 hours ago. But now I know heaps, so I can tell you all about it.

At a glance, Tropical Cyclone Funso is a nasty Tropical Cyclone that has recently killed and homelessified a bunch of people in Madagascar. Eff you, Funso!

But, unlike your regular cyclone, Tropical Cyclone Funso is a tropical cyclone called Funso. Now I don't know about you guys, but I want to know who the eff thought that it was a good idea to call a cyclone Funso. First, aren't cyclones named after people? Who the hell ever heard of a person called Funso? Maybe in the clown community, but this is the real world!
And secondly, if this cyclone namer was going to go rogue, shouldn't they have considered that maybe in naming the cyclone after fun, everyone's favourite thing, they might send the wrong message about the destructive possibilities of the cyclone, thereby failing to compel people to get the hell out if its way? WTF, cyclone namer, WTF?

Anyway, in pondering these questions, I came up with the idea for WTF? Wednesday, a potential new day on the Miss Soft Crab schedule. It's not a terribly well thought out idea, but basically I was just thinking that maybe we could discuss things that make us go WTF? on Wednesdays. Like Tropical Cyclone Funso. And why Julianne Moore, who is really great, would participate in a film like Crazy Stupid Love.

That's all I wanted to say. What do you guys think?

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