Wanna be startin' something (PM)

Don't worry Mate, after the amount of food we put away last night, I'm not expecting you to be inventive. 

Today is the day they call Tuesday

I checked and it's definitely Tuesday. 

This day's going slower

Than watching grass grower

Or listening to songs by Mike Buble. 

Real cool and not too costly (AM)

It's been so hot for so long. I keep looking at the weather forecast hoping to see cooler weather ahead but it never comes. It just never comes.

Of course it will one day, and I know when that day comes, I will regret the warm days I've wished away.

What I won't regret are all the Frosty Fruits I've eaten this season, each more delicious than the last.  Nor will I regret the google search that led me to discover the Frosty Fruits ad that ran during our childhood. I'd forgotten all about it of course but at the first sign of that dancing fruit it came flooding back. Super catchy and super creepy, it's got it all, just like the delicious ice treat it's selling.

Please watch it all the way to the end.

Haiku Thursday (AM)

The grooming journey continues

I

Hey, yo, concealer

Where have you been all my life

Got me lookin' good

II

Perhaps your special

Age defying qualities

Make the timing right