Showing posts with label Australia Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australia Post. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Advice Please (PM)

Um, what the hell, Australia Post? 
J is trying to reach out to a sister and you are not helping. You are hindering. All you have to do is deliver a bunch of packages from Amazon, some bills and a few cards. That's all the mail is for these days! And if we've sent a card, it's because something really awesome has happened, or something really sad.
Or you are my mother, in which case you send cards all the time. Like this one, which she sent me on Valentines Day:

It's not a secret if you sign your name, Mum.


If you ask me, Australia Post is the one that should be asking for advice. Advice on how to do their damn jobs!

Of course, there is a chance Russeth gave you the wrong address, in which case, sorry Australia Post! Thanks for delivering all those packages to me! Please keep up the good work.

I think Russeth needs to come to the party and tell you Friendy's address for real this time. No kidding around Russeth, just tell us. J is trying to reach out for pete's sake!

Advice please (AM)

So, despite trying to start an advice column we have had very few requests for help. I know, can you believe it!?! Sure Miss Dizzy wanted some help and this guy MC, who may or may not be Miss Dizzy's boyfriend, asked a question too. And I swear, as soon as I stop laughing about cock oven, I will address that question. But the rest of you seem to be doing ok without us. Fine then, I'll just keep asking K for advice.

A few weeks ago I sent a condolence card to a friend. Now, this person is Russeth's good friend, but I felt that I wanted to express my condolences and, after K told me I should send a card, I thought it would be nice if I sent a card. 

So Russeth gave me her address and I sent a nice card, wrote a caring yet light message and felt really proud of myself (for having a friend like K to tell me what to do in these situations). Then I just hoped this friend was not feeling too bad.

Jump to a few weeks later (yesterday) and that same card was returned to sender! (Me.) Now either she hates me or Russeth gave me the wrong address (thanks a lot, Russeth!). And now I don't know what to do! Is it too late to resend it? Too weird to tell her about it? What's the right thing to do now??? I just want her to know I've been thinking of her.