Short week (PM)

Oh I hear you sister! I'm at work too. But whaddaya gonna do? I only work Monday and Friday. Taking today off would be doing no one any favours.

Plus if I hadn't come to work, I wouldn't have seen this email from a woman I have never met but email for work regularly: I hope you had a good weekend.  Mine was pretty quiet, but I got to take my daughter to get her first bra on Sunday...

She said other, work related things too, but is this appropriate? Um... no.

Short week (AM)

Are you guys at work today?
I am. Like a massive chump. I bet you guys are smart and took the day off. I am not smart and the first Monday in November is about the time, every year, that I realise this.
Enjoy your short week, Crabby friends.