OMG! (AM)

I don't know why, but my front yard is a real litter trap.
There's always some piece of detritus or another blowing about. Take-away menus. Junk mail. Chip packets, only some of which are mine. It's a mess!

This is my actual front yard. Litter is visible to the left of the main shrubbery, however usually there is more than this. I only took this photo to document the rhino figurine someone left on my letterbox one time, not to illustrate the litter situation.Take my word for it though, the litter situation is bad.

Normally I step over the litter on my way inside, then on bin night, I scoop it all up and chuck it out. Last night, however, a special piece of litter caught my eye, so I picked it up and read it right away.

I stuck it on my wall so we could all read it properly.  

OMG!  I thought. Where's 'Jack'?

The whole tone of the notice, combined with the senility of 'Jack' made me kind of worried for the little guy.


I thought I should get to the bottom of the situation, for all our sakes.

 Phew!