It's next week!

HEY! Remember last week I was all "Errggghhhh, I'm sick...bigger and better next week!" Well it's already next week and I'm a little better. But I'm not bigger and I'm not really great. And on the weekend I actually got WORSE than I'd been last week. But I'm not going to give you the details. I'm going to tell you something else. At the moment it's Passover and that means it has been six Jew years since Miss Soft Crab. Next week it will be the six-western-years anniversary of Miss Soft Crab!

When we started this blog we were all "All the blogs we read are going downhill! Let's start our own!" Who thought six years later we'd still be here in our own downward spiral! Just jokes this blog is awesome!

Anyway next year in Jerusalem!

Shana tova (AM)

Oh you guys I'm so hungover. I mean it's new year, right?! What do you expect?

Jewish new year. But still. And by hungover, I mean fat. Like I ate way too much food last night and have all the shame and regrets and struggle with my body that a night of binge eating brings, which is similar to those that binge drinking brings. 

So you know it's pretty much just like any New Year's Day of yesteryear, my head is useless and I'm full of self-loathing and resolutions. Which I'm hoping to act out. You know because it's spring!

So happy 5776 everyone! Let's hope it's a great year!