Monday, December 5, 2011

Things that blow my mind: Nose jobs (PM)

Yeah, get a real nose Jennifer Grey. You were really cute back in the day. All the success you were ever going to have, you had with your old nose. It did right by you, lady. Dirty Dancing AND Ferris Buellers Day Off. You were in the shit out of both those movies. You think that's an easy thing to pull off? It's not easy. But you pulled it off! And then yet you let your hang ups take over and convince you to hack away at your own face.

You disappoint me so much Jennifer Grey. Don't you know how much we all wanted to be you (kind of)?
Don't you know how lucky you were to have gone on holiday to Kellermans? All those activities! All those hunks! All that losing of virginity! You know where we used to go on family holidays, Jennifer Grey? Echuca. Once we went to Merimbula. Another time we went to Lake Eildon. You know how many people lose their virginity at Lake Eildon? Probably heaps actually. But not me, Jennifer Grey, not me. I was too busy scrounging around the car to find loose change so I could get a Cornetto, then getting punched in the arm by my brothers so they could take the Cornetto off me and eat it themselves. Does that sound like the kind of thing that would inspire someone to write She's Like the Wind? Eff you, Jennifer Grey. You had it all, but you threw it away.

Obviously I realise that Jennifer Grey didn't actually get to go to Kellermans on holidays and Patrick Swayze didn't actually write She's Like the Wind for her, but this is our blog guys, and we just write what we feel.

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