Haiku Thursday - Twilight Saga Edition (AM)

Haiku impressions of Edward Cullen
by K and J

I

Stupid Sparkleface
With his stupid sparkly face
Get a real face!

II

You can climb a tree
Really fast. Um, so what, guy!
So can possums! Dick.

III
Edward Cullen's best
Thing are his ever larger
Volvos. For reals guy.

IV

Girl found you're a vamp
By searching the internet.

That's really lame, guy.

V
I think vamps are hot
But somehow Cullen kills it
Pussy vamps aren't hot.