What we talk about when we talk about Miss Soft Crab (PM)

Haha. Core birdy temperature.

According to the research I have read pigeons actually have a core body birdy temperature of around 41 degrees Celsius! No wonder their crap feels so toasty warm against your skin!

Anyway, let me tell you about the Miss Soft Crab reading habits of Russeth. That guy totally reads this blog! He just doesn't read it daily. He doesn't read it for a while and then he will read a whole bunch of posts in a day. How do I know this? Because he tells me. Kind of.

Think your too good for us, Russeth?

Hey, we don't care how you read this blog, just don't lie about it. Ok!