HAHAHAHA. Oh, oh god GOOP. Get a real name!
For those of you with any doubt about how gross the GOOP is, here she is in her jeans:
And here are the actual jeans:
Eeeew. Gross me the fuck out.
It's almost like she wants her disciples to look fugly so that she can be the fairest of them all. What the hell is wrong with you GOOP. Being pretty and rich and famous and popular isn't enough for you?
But K is right, we don't want to end the week on a sour note. So I give you Flo Rider! As horrible and stupid as GOOP but heaps more funny!