Would the lazy susan be back?
Would Jimmy Bartel's girlfriend finally realise what a good wicket she is on and smile for once?
Would Twigley look ridiculous? (we didn't really wonder about this)
As usual, Miss Soft Crab answers all your questions through the text messages we exchanged during the broadcast. J's special comments in grey, mine in green.
|I don't know what a Fango is, but the Tango is a dance.|
The Cooneys are lovely, but underboob really should be neither seen nor heard.
|You can't really see it here, but it's there.|
I love you a little bit, Jobe.
More of Twigley later...
At this point, Trent and Lady Cotchin arrived, wearing something that looked inspired by a chaise lounge.
Am I right?
Baby is beautiful, he's right.
And Toma and Ladyhawke:
Back to the broadcast...
Because they didn't show him ALL NIGHT, here is a picture of Jimmy for you, readers.
J said it best:
Seriously producers, what the eff. And seriously Twigley, what the eff.
Someone put a party pie in that woman's mouth, seriously.
That's basically all the red carpet had to offer and frankly, it was very disappointing. The count itself didn't really improve things. No Jimmy. Barely any Dees players got votes. No Jimmy.
J was smart and started watching the Emmys.
J meant 'love'. She can't help but love Gary.
Meanwhile, the lacklustre broadcast was made worse by the fact that they kept cutting to what looked like a fluro-lit RSL in Sydney where all the swans were. It was weird.
Does anyone know if Goodesy has a girlfriend? Because obviously the only thing standing between us is some other woman. Otherwise it would be on like Donkey Kong.
Meanwhile, J was watching the Emmys.
Aaron Paul plays Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad. We love Jesse Pinkman. He won an Emmy!
And Jobe Watson won the Brownlow.
For some reason, J started referring to Jobe Watson as my boyfriend. Sure, why not.
So that was it really. In summary, a very boring Brownlow with hardly any hunks and boring dresses. Just like the 2012 season.
At this point, I'm turned the tele off and probably started looking at pictures of Jimmy on the internet or something.
Then, I got this message from J:
I hope you made it out, Mate.