Turns out she just doesn't like shit stuff like some of the spring/summer collections that are popping up in shops and the internet.
The other day after K mentioned these sacks to me in an email I decided it was time to have a real proper look at Alpha60's latest range.
In addition to the clown's nightie K featured earlier I saw this:
It made me imagine how things went while they were designing the collection.
Designer 1: Fuck it I can't be bothered working on this season any more. Cut out 2 rectangles and sew them to some straps.
Designer 2. Ok. But let's put circles over the boobs so it looks like we've done something.
Designer 1: People expect more from us than just "pants".
Designer 2: I've got it! Let's put a circle over the crotch so it looks like we've done something.
At which point I emailed K to tell her I thought Alpha had jumped the shark and drunk the Kool-aid. But it's still likely I'll buy something from them before the end of the season.