That would be a pretty big win for me. Meanwhile, I can't wait for tonight's Seder. I feel weird about the fact that I am not bringing food or passover themed crafts. I've really dropped the (matzo) ball (!!) this year. But I plan to compensate by bringing one hell of an appetite! Bam! Not really (well, yes, really), but I am also going to bring wine and have been given the all-clear from your Mum to get regular wine because it is nicer than kosher wine. Hooray! Things I am excited about eating:
- vegetarian chopped liver (all green and oniony and eggy)
- matzo ball soup (always and forever)
- gefilte fish (I like salty fishy things, I don't know why people turn their noses up at it)
- all of the other things that are on the table.
That reminds me of an hilarious joke I once heard:
Q: How can you spot a gefilte fish swimming in the ocean?
A: It has a little piece of carrot on its head.
While I would love to include an adorable picture to support this joke I'm afraid I can't because nowhere on the whole internet (or at least the parts of the internet that take 25 seconds to search) can you find a picture of a fish swimming with a carrot on its head. It seems like a real loss to me. Lets get Chickpea to draw one and put it on the internet tonight! Heh.
Until sundown, Mate.
(Then next year in Jerusalem.)