HEY! It's Haiku Thursday!

Sydney
I'll see you next week,
Sydney. Be sunny and warm.
That would be great, thanks.

Porridge
We had a break, friend.
I love you more than ever.
Now, I will eat you.

Bad TV
The Pickers for one,
Embarrassing Bodies, two.
There are many more.

Wet dog
There's a wet dog smell
To nuttelex and Aesop
conditioner. Weird.