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While I understand that many of the world are really happy it's Friday, I have to confess that I had a mid-week jaunt down to the beach and haven't had much work on so to me it's Friday and that is not as exciting to me. But it's nice. Friday is always nice.

Here are some things that happened to me this week.

A funny thing
The other day I was driving Russeth around and he gave me some instructions.
Russ: Do a U-banger. Or as the kids call them, a U-tweet.
Me: Do they REALLY?!
Russ: No.

An awesome thing
Um, guys I just told you I went to the beach in the middle of the week and haven't had much work on. What else do you want. Sheesh.

A disappointing thing
I walked into American Apparel earlier today and silverchair's smash hit single Tomorrow was playing. "Man," I thought to myself, "awesome." Then seconds later one of those d-bags that works in AA changed the track. So disappointing. A bit later I walked into another shop and the song Quando Quando Quando was playing. "Awesome," I thought to myself, "I love this song". Only to realise seconds later that it was the totally insipid version by Michael Buble and Nelly Furtado. D-bags.