The Pour Cloud (PM)

Well Mate, I love this Pour Cloud concept. I think it's very sweet, and I'm glad you invented it. I think we should try to make it happen. I, for one, intend to use it next time AB complains that the tide is out on her glass of wine when we go out to dinner. No AB, I will say, they are just making room for the Pour Cloud. Her mind will be blown.
Now if only I could stop picturing this whenever I read the words Pour Cloud:

While your brain's misinterpretations lead to invention, mine just make me feel empathy for clouds.   Geez, brain. Nut up, why don't you.