Things I did on my summer holidays
I
Watch a pigeon get
Stuck in a pack of grain waves
So hilarious
II
Wonder if I can
Pull off blonde hair. Kirsten Dunst
Seems to do it well.
III
Want to take summer
Behind the middle school and
get it pregnant. Right?
Miss Soft Crab is still on hiatus until January 23rd. But don't worry, there are 344 posts here that you can read if you need to get your Crab on.
Dear Misses Soft Crabs, I know you are on recess but here is someone desperate. I heard that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Tell me quickly what can I feed my boyfriend. And please, none of that oyster rubbish. Waiting with anticipation, yours Dizzy
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