What a douche (PM)

I'm glad we're talking about this, because I saw an article on The Age the other day about Gwyneth steam cleaning her vagina and I wanted to know what it said without having to read it.

And now I know! What a relief. Of course it's pretty much exactly as I thought. Gwyneth Paltrow is steam cleaning her vagina.

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Gwyneth and her editorial team sat around talking about whether the world is ready to hear about this. I bet someone at some point would have called her brave. 

How terribly terribly annoying. And stupid. Water in your vagina influencing your hormones? Please. What mumbo jumbo. 

But I'm quite enjoying talking about it!