Around here there are few hunks that compare to Ewan McGregor and you can bet your acres that come the last Friday of the month we are always stretching our brains to think of who to celebrate in Hunk of the Month Club. Hunks ain't what they used to be. But, alas, an early tribute to Ewan disqualifies him from the HotMC race. So, in the interest of celebrating hunks as they should be, here are some haiku especially for Ew.
Ewan McGregor - my feelings in haiku
I
Ewan McGregor
So handsome plus a Scottish
Accent seems unfair
II
Human existence
Surely will continue on
Did gods peak early?
III
Not just with his face
But his general hunkness
And that damn smile
Look, maybe it's because I'm a daughter of Sappho, but I just don't get it. He's so unremarkable. I'd barely remember what he looked like if I didn't read your blog.
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