I decided to clean out my pantry on Sunday. I think I might have told you guys about the little problem I have been having with those tiny moths that live in open packets of flour and muesli and stuff. I'd been ignoring their increasing numbers for months, but when I walked in on two of them doing it on my bathroom mirror the other day (I'm not kidding) I knew it was time to destroy their habitat.
Cleaning out the pantry is not fun. But it's something adults do and goddamn it, I have been one of those for years now so why can't I do it to?
Mainly because i'm lazy and it's a bit gross.
I found quite a few places where little moths could live happy lives. All the obvious ones, plus a container of pistachios. Everyone loves pistachios.
This is what all the stuff in my pantry looks like when it's laid out on my kitchen table.
This is what it looks like when you drop one of the containers of flour, and almost spit the dummy, and consider calling your mother and asking her to come over and help.
The holes in the flour are were my feet were.
But this is what it looks like when you come out on the other side.
I could look in that pantry all day.
And check it out: I decided to make a whole cupboard just for my baking stuff.
I feel like a really successful person because of this. I hope you guys can learn from my example.