See, this top is cute.
But it is on sale for $150. ON SALE for $150? For pete's sake.
And seriously, the cute stuff is few and far between. Look at this:
That dress is straight-up fugly. At $80, it's probably the cheapest thing in the store, but when you add the personal cost one would incur when they are dressed in something so fug, it's basically $500.
So yeah, Gorman. I'm moving on and I'm not looking back.