Are you telling me that yesterday, when you came and met me for a coffee and you were wearing your boyfriend jeans and a stripey t-shirt and I thought both you and your hair looked really good, I was just dazzled by your red lipstick?
Whoa. That stuff is powerful.
But wait a second. Now I think about it, I'm pretty sure your lipstick was pink, not red. And you still looked really good.
So explain that to me, Mate!