Why I buy fashion magazines (PM)

I don't really buy fashion magazines. It's surprising, given how much I quite like being fed a bunch of bullshit. Maybe i'll start. 

But let me say this: your hair looked so nice last night Mate, that you really shouldn't envy those George Jensen girls their access to products and stylists and post-production. You can achieve great hear just by doing whatever you did last night. 

I don't know what the eff to do with my hair, meanwhile. It's not a problem I expect to solve...