For people who like looking at ladies wearing dresses, Monday night was a bonanza.
The Emmys AND the Brownlow, together at last. At one, a bunch of ladies walking that tightrope of elegance that touches on skankiness. At the other, a bunch of ladies embracing skankiness holus bolus, and Andrew Demetriou's wife.
I watched the Brownlow of course and was shocked by the lack of boobs. It's like modesty is the new exhibitionism. I don't understand what's going on.
Look at what Brynne wore!
The others were all so boring that they're barely worth mentioning here. OK OK I will mention what Twigley wore.
This belongs in True Blood if it was set in the 1980s. It also makes me think that Twigley has adopted a who gives a fuck attitude which pleases me a lot. But that might be wishful thinking.
Ok, let's see what the Emmy's have to offer.
This next one I actually kind of love...
This I flat out dislike:
Ok, lets see what J has to say on the matter. Let's ease her in, shall we?