The New World (PM)

WHOAAAAA! WHOAAAA! A haiku competition! Does this competition have a limit of how many entries we can do?!!? Because we have a backlog of something like 400* haikus and at least a third of them have to be about food, right?

Here are some potential winners. From K:

Jerusalem artichoke
I
You look like ginger.

Just as wasabi looks quite

Like avocado.

II

But you're a tuber

And that is one of my most

Favourite plant words. 

III

The other one's named

After the whole globe! But you:

Just Jerusalem. 

IV

Don't feel bad 'bout that

Jerusalem artichoke.

I dig on your taste.

Which is especially good because I did notice that the RN website said this: write a haiku about food and flowers. Really food and flowers? How about coffee, which is edible and from a plant?

From me:

Well hells yeah, coffee

You turn my frown upside down

An undying love

From K:

Single origin. 

Since when has that been a thing?

Get your hand off it.

 Or perhaps we should be using our vast haiku experience to write a new winning entry. All I know is that I would love to have a successful garden and I want that bible!