In the grand tradition of particularly shit programming at Christmas, Miss Soft Crab is delighted to bring you the seasonal cousin of Imaginary TV show workshop! - Imaginary Christmas Telemovie workshop!
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad is a single Dad trying to make ends meet working for the merchant navy. Things have been tough since his wife Maria died, but he's got two great kids - Juan and Baby Jesus- who make it all worthwhile. After a long stretch at sea, Feliz can't wait to make it home for Christmas but when tropical cyclone Judas shipwrecks him on a tiny island, he wonders if he is ever going to make it home. That is until Magdelena, a beautiful selkie, waltzes ashore one day, shedding her skin and stealing Feliz's heart. With Feliz's gift for ocean navigation and Magdelena's ability to be both a woman and a seal, Feliz might just make it home for Christmas after all, and give Juan and Baby Jesus the very best gift of all - a new mother.
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