Get your effing hand off it (or I feel so irrationally angry) (PM)

Oh. Oh my. That's a terrible terrible innovation. What a pack of knobshining idiots.

I was pretty irrationally upset last week when a cafe which is a 20 minute walk from my house closed 30 minutes earlier than the advertised time. 

I'd already had a coffee that day but I really felt like an afternooner. I'm still upset when I think about it.