Woman in shower cubicle 1: "Did you hear Jane's bag got stolen on Wednesday morning?"
Woman in shower cublice 2: "No! That's terrible!"
WISC1: "I know. She got out of the pool, couldn't find it and at first thought she had left it in the car, but then realised her car keys were gone because they were in the bag. It's terrible!"
WISC2: "I guess we have to be more careful. Does she know who did it?"
WISC1: "Well it must have been someone who just walked in, because there's no way it would have been a swimmer."
Ahem, WISC, why the fuck not? Just because you are all very wholesome and hard core doesn't mean there aren't a-holes in your ranks.
Anyway. There can't be many more days of bare arms and warm air so I'm going to make the most of this one.