That time is now, readers. If you're in no mood for inanity, I suggest you come back next week because this post is a doozy. Here's the situation.
My hair is really really boring but I don't want to get it cut because I am trying to grow it and I'm too lazy to do anything with it. All I want is for my hair to look really great, and like I don't have to put much work in to it, because I don't want to put any work in to it. Instead I have a lank, pre-mid length bob coloured bark-brown with a fringe that's way too long and no matter how much I pretend, I know it absolutely does need a fair amount of work to look decent.
Something like this would be nice:
Instead I have this:
But I don't have Jane's fit rig to serve as a distraction.