Miss Soft Crab

My mum introduced me to musicals when I was very young. It started when we would listen to her Barbara Streisand tapes in the car on the way...

There is no way that I am going to dissuade anyone from going to the Harry Potter World at Universal Studios. It's advertised on US TV a...

Dolly really is a magnificent bitch, isn't she? Coincidentally, she was on the American Country Music Awards on TV last night signing a ...

Hello from NYC you guys. We had quite  an unpleasant journey over but let's be honest, it wasn't MH370 and all air travel seems like...

Like so many before her, K is just trying to get to New York for a better life. For 10 days. But it appears the airline she chose to fly...

Sheesh, according to BOM it’s only 14.7 degrees outside right now. That is not cool. Although, literally it is very cool. I would...

Crab division I Just got to NY As good as I remember But I'll be home soon II In ten days or twelve The space-t...

Oh, hi. Oh, what? You want a post from me? Sorry, I'm too busy sitting in a laneway looking at colourways for my new bespoke jumpsuit. ...

Mate, things are even worse than you thought! That link to the Shake Shack posts didn't work! Apparently you tried to link to posts ...

Mate, you have to listen to the pigeon, it knows what it's shitting about. Look, NY is a great C. There is no denying it. In fact since ...

Tomorrow I leave for home. Goodbye delicious food. Goodbye Central Park. Goodbye awesome shops. Goodbye friends. I'm sad to be leaving, ...

Yesterday we had a really lovely day. We went to the natural history museum and saw awesome things like a blue whale and this bear: Then...

It is both Fleet Week and the memorial day public holiday in NYC. The city is chocker block with sailor types, people trying to flirt with ...

Well, well, well. I see that you snuck those jalapeno chips into the back of the photo, perhaps hoping that I would not notice that you had ...

A pigeon shat on me today. It was very surprising. It was also weird because just the other day I had been thinking about the fact that bird...

I love adorable waitstaff. They are the best. In fact, people who are reading this right now, if you work in a restaurant and you see me com...

One of the reasons my Mum and I made this trip to NYC was to hang out with our American relatives. My Grandmother's sister, Dottie, marr...

First and foremost: I love that tweed jacket. It is an absolute rip snorter. I would love to have something as nice as that little baby and ...

Today was our first proper day in NYC. Uncle G arrived late last night and we sat around drinking American beer and planning what to do on o...