Miss Soft Crab

Hey guys! I know that you are gagging to know how turning my life around is going.  So I'm going to tell you! It's going pretty shit...

I think about hot buns a lot. Cinnamon buns, chocolate buns, straight out of the oven, all warm and sticky and delicious. But I don't ...

I like to work out regularly these days. Mainly because I have come to accept that I have the metabolism of a hibernating bear and the a...