Miss Soft Crab

K was right yesterday. History is amazing. All those many, many thousands of years people have been getting by. They didn't hav...

I have memories in my brain that seem so improbable I sometimes wonder if they are real. Like once K and I were at the pub for a friend'...

I sometimes find myself asking rhetorical questions about the space-time continuum, because you know, space is fixed and time is just an ab...

When I was little my mum had these two eyeshadows. They were in little clay pots the shape of a Winnie the Poo honey pot and inside were the...

Regular readers of this blog must think my brain is a total light weight, the frequency with which it is blown. But it's like the ads fo...

That is a motherflipping worm?!?!?!  WOW! Sea creatures are the best! I always see this book about squat lobsters. Which aren't even l...

Anyone who knows us knows that we are total beach babes. Hell, you don't even have to know us to know that. If you just saw us walking...

Yeah, get a real nose Jennifer Grey . You were really cute back in the day. All the success you were ever going to have, you had with your o...

A little while ago I was hanging out on amazon.com thinking about things I might like to buy and thought that Dirty Dancing would be a great...

My office is on the 23rd floor of a building that mainly belongs to a large telecommunications company we will call PhoneTown. When I catch ...

Obviously there are lots of things that I don't understand in the world, because the world is mysterious and confusing. Here are just a ...