Miss Soft Crab

This weekend Pickle and I had a joint birthday party. It was a little early for me, but whaddya gonna do when you wanna share a party with s...

Me, I have terrible moves, which is why I left the room when Kanye came on . Normally I would dance anyway. Normally I don't care about...

On Saturday night I went to a party with K. K was literally the only person I knew there. Literally! (Well, virtually. A couple of faces wer...

Yes, yes, y'all, you heard right! Today is Miss Soft Crab's first birthday! We began exactly one year ago today ! Can you even belie...