Miss Soft Crab

The truth is, I didn't hate the Tater Tot when I went to see Magic Mike. I just hated myself for seeing Magic Mike. I thought the Tater ...

To be honest for years I didn't bother learning to distinguish between Shia LaBoef and Channing Tatum, they were just names atta...

 It's funny, because as K says, you would totally think that Mitch Kramer was my type, "...a baby-faced Adidas loving awkw...

I've been thinking a bit about Matthew McConaughey lately. You know, because the recent McConaissance has had him up in everyone's g...

Good grief, Legolas looks terrible .  It looks like he's spent the time in between LOTR and The Hobbit on some kind of elf rumspringa. ...

We're all getting older. You, me, that guy. And that's cool. Better old than dead, right? I don't mind it so much. I don't l...

Gee Mate, way to hit the nail on the head . For ages I've been grappling with this feeling, this very strange feeling, that the golden a...

I think you know what is about to happen here. But before we get into it, can I just say how thankful I am that the Oscars producers read o...