Miss Soft Crab

Sick Functioning ok I guess. But fading hour By painful hour Nightfall. Body aches Bone sore. Throat, chest...all the pain Si...

This week there has been a lot of illness in my house. At least it feels like that to me. There has been snot, vomit, tiredness, body pain. ...

I'm sorry guys but I'm just being honest when I say you may as well avoid MSC's AM posts this week. Not only am I riddled with c...

I didn't realise how much food is on my Instagram feed until I got gastro this week. Remember how  on Monday I told you guys about how ...

Ugh. Today K is on a plane flying to London. I think. I mean that that is where she is going, I don't know how direct her flight is b...

I'm sorry to hear you have that fancy sounding sore hand , but frankly it couldn't have come at a better time for me. I'm sick ...

Let's just get this out of the way, it's the second day of autumn and even though March is usually pretty much a continuation of...

Well, for me, Sunday was baking day. And I gotta tell ya, things did not go exactly to plan for me either. Firstly, I'm flipping...

K is leaving in 2 days. She is really lucky. I bet it was almost impossible to focus on writing that post. In truth it is essentially imposs...

Did you know that the Misses Soft Crab took up running recently? It's true. Actually, it's not entirely true. The J-Crab has...

On Friday night, I drank vodka on an empty stomach. Then, I did that about 50 more times. What followed was one of the most ineffectual...

You know how at the start of a season, if you are a shopper, like I am, you may see some things you like and you may buy a thing or ...

Oh, sure, I've seen those Bupa ads. I guess Bupa stands for something. Stands for a pretty stupid name is what it stands for. Every t...

Yes, yes, y'all, you heard right! Today is Miss Soft Crab's first birthday! We began exactly one year ago today ! Can you even belie...

Oh geez, Mate. You should have warned me that the story of your Friday night was a sad story!  You know I can't handle stories about age...

Oh, hi guys! How was everyone's weekend? Great I hope! Mine wasn't. Sure it started out good, enjoying a beer with Mickey ‘Mi...

So as we all know, yesterday was the Ides of March which naturally got me thinking about The Gos.  For the longest time, I have not un...