Miss Soft Crab

Mate! You’re here! It’s great to see you on the webs. Especially because I can’t see you in real life. And my front-facing camera doesn’t wo...

Until a month or two ago I was still suffering the ill effects of having    a baby. And I'm not talking about a weak pelvic floor...

K isn't the only one feeling pretty good about herself after discovering ghost tram . I'm feeling pretty special too. I don't w...

I'm not saying I reinvented the wheel or anything but last week I developed a toasted sandwich that was pretty damn good. Maybe other...

Today L-Bomb cane over for lunch and I made Gwyneth Paltrow's Easy Tomato soup. It is easy and it's very yummy in that simple toma...

Last week I was walking down Smith Street with Little Bean when I suddenly realised I was starving. Minutes later I walked past Peko Pek...

The other day I saw a delicious looking mushroom toast on Raph Rashid’s Instagram account and let me tell you I wanted to go to there. I co...

I feel like such an idiot. Remember months ago I told you how much I was looking forward to October and November because I wouldn't be p...

Sometimes it really does feel like the universe is putting it all together for you.  I remember thinking about my car, which is my dream car...

My phone is pretty effed at moment and after already having it fixed once I'm thinking about getting a new one. I said to LB the other d...

Croissants spooning* Last week K and I went to La Lune Croissanterie. La Lune used to be a hole in the wall in Elwood, where this woman...

I like Nutella. In a donut, sure, sounds nice. But let's stay calm, friends. Your simplicity Leads to pure satisfaction Cinnamon donut. ...

Old baby haiku Very distinct smell Of banana dropped somewhere Out of all sight Where? In the car the smell Is apple droppe...

I love a good salt and sugar combo too. And I love trying delicious new things. But I also have a pretty strong gag reflex and a fairly ...

When it comes to technology, no one with any interest in accuracy would call me an early adopter. I mean,  I still use an iPhone 3. New thin...

Once, at work, I heard that my boss was eating a frozen sandwich. Why would a person do that? I don’t know, but a woman I work with was tel...

Well it's spring racing time here in Melbourne. A time of frocks, fashion, fascinators and horse death. You can just smell it, can't...

As predicted, since Miss Soft Crab moved to a two-day-a-week blog the world has lost some great days. It's lost the chance to think abou...

I guess to an extent I make resolutions at the start of every season. Probably at the start of autumn and winter I resolve to dress...

Love every meal But deciding what to eat Day after day... ugh Food inspiration Can be be rarer than haiku Ins...