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A lady in a country Victoria bakery would make that comment about ducks , I guess. She'd probably offer you a neenish tart too. ...

So how about that rain last night? I haven't been in (read: laid in bed and listened to) a storm like that for yonks. It's pretty ex...

Beautiful birds As if for years I was blind to your beauty Eyes are open now No relief Rainy winter brings Frizzy hair...

The Show gets a really bad rap. Does it? Or is that just me? I just think of it as heaps of crappy food and way too many people. Nothing but...

Where the hell are you going to put your ducks indeed ?! You know to me it kind of sounds like a metaphor for that labyrinthine duck vagina ...

A couple of months ago, I moved in to my very own place. It's tiny, but super adorable. The best part is that its all mine and I can do...

You know, here at Miss Soft Crab we just want everyone to have a good time. Sure, that may happen with us talking about what we had for dinn...