Miss Soft Crab

Mate! You’re here! It’s great to see you on the webs. Especially because I can’t see you in real life. And my front-facing camera doesn’t wo...

Despite assurances from K a couple of weeks ago that she was still here , the truth of this seems in doubt. I know she is still somewher...

Back in the mid 00s K and I used to very much enjoy a blog called Go Fug Yourself. I dare say it was one of the inspirations for this very b...

Hey Mate, I  had a dream you went blonde and you were really happy with it . Maybe it’s something to look forward to for the other side. Mea...

I expect to look something like this post-lock down  So it's Wednesday today and I guess K is going to the hairdresser . Lucky Scot...

(Some enjoyable MSC fan art I discovered the other day) It’s pretty good to be back, you guys, and I’ll tell you why.  My Mum had a stroke a...

GET OUT OF TOWN!* We're back!! Oh my god you guys! Can you believe we're back here?!? You know, when Miss Soft Crab went on ...