Miss Soft Crab

Yesterday while driving to the Queen Vic market I wrote all of today's post in my head. I felt pretty productive but the problem with wr...

Who the hell is Fritz ?! I guess he is just some kind of graffiti artist lovo. Get over yourself Fritz. Or some really hungry person mis...

I don't want to come down on Australia, because, shit you guys, I love a sunburnt country, but how about how in Europe you can just get ...

When I was in LA I noticed that Mondonna's nails looked really good, painted red and shiny and no chips. 'Gel polish', she told ...

Oh, geez. I wonder what happened to that bollard. I hope he feels better soon. Well, Mate, your European holiday looks and sounds b...

Best ever burgers Monday a week ago was Passover. And our Seder was full of delicious food. Everything was delicious of...

On the beach (or It's summer time, bitches!) Low evening sun Shadow is tall, it's skinny If only t'were true I...

Remember a few months ago I told you that Primadonna went to a Thermomix demonstration and that machine sounded mindblowing and I desperatel...

Oh, mate... Yeah, I'm smirking, of course I am. Extra crunchy chips?!  I'll tell you something. The first thing I thought when...

Well, well, well. I see that you snuck those jalapeno chips into the back of the photo, perhaps hoping that I would not notice that you had ...

Not to harp on about it, but there is a topless George Washington statue and Tim Burton couldn't even get Marky Mark to get his top off...

Believe me when I tell you Mate, I plan to act on each and every one of those recommendations. Thank you very much. I have already acted on ...

Please remember to eat the following when in NYC: Apple cider donuts. If you can find them. I was so lucky; hungry and cold and walking pa...