Miss Soft Crab

Last week I saw an ad for this deodorant which I found highly offensive. It had a bunch of women lifting up their arms so you could s...

I recently stopped following a bunch of brands on instagram that I felt were inspiring my inner consumer too much. Again. A while ago I did ...

Kick is a really great album. And I’m pretty sure bloatingis something that yoghurt and vitamin companies have made up . Like how...

J and I have been friends for a long time now. Years and years and years. I think 22 years or something. Is that right? It's somet...

I have to say, part of the way through watching that ad for the first time,  I felt happy that they used the word vagina. Finally! I thought...

I don't like to start the week off on a negative note usually. I mean, as if waking up on a Monday morning isn't bad enough, then yo...

And to make matters worse, it's a shit idea. The first, second, third and fourth times. You are the jumper? Honestly.

You know, I can't help but think that I if I was  a big business spending my big bucks on advertising, I would maybe feel ripp...

Cool story, J. And earth to Internet: get some information on bitters ō t  ō rtsnaps, why don't you. People need to know what they are...

Last night I sat down to write about Aaron Paul and just when I started writing, an ad for Rivers came on. Of course I was watching the Emmy...

Well, mate, at least you had The Guardian to solve your mystery for you (really? You’ve never heard of animal testing?) I’m pretty sure th...

Oh, sure, I've seen those Bupa ads. I guess Bupa stands for something. Stands for a pretty stupid name is what it stands for. Every t...

I watched  Downton Abbey last night. What a cracking episode! Just quickly, some beloved Downtonians caught the Spanish flu and it made m...

Dear Harvey Norman, What the eff is wrong with you?!?!  Truth be told I haven't seen the ad K wrote about this morning, 'cause, ...

Oh, mate... Yeah, I'm smirking, of course I am. Extra crunchy chips?!  I'll tell you something. The first thing I thought when...

You know what I like? Chips. You know what I don't like? Being bullshitted. When a chip company makes a claim like they have produ...

Have you guys seen the new ad for L'Oreal's Mega Volume Collagen Mascara starring Claudia Schiffer? No? Yes? Were you as horrified a...

I'm pretty sure that over the summer the regular people that make ads were on holidays and the mailroom kids were running the show. Have...

OMG WTF?! You know, Twigley makes me think WTF pretty much all the time.   WTF is she wearing? WTF does everyone see in her?...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! Mate you are so right about those rivers ads! They are disgusting. And if I had seen one during this freaking 10...