Miss Soft Crab

  Am I interested in getting an Afghan ?!? Nice, Mate! Real nice. Wait until I am at my most vulnerable, having arrived home litera...

Say, that’s a nice bike. Although our reader, Miss Dizzy, makes some excellent points about the proud history of drug cheating in...

Mate. That is an adorable apron. You have great sewing skills mate. I wish I had the patience, discipline and skills to sew. I have none of ...

Me, I have terrible moves, which is why I left the room when Kanye came on . Normally I would dance anyway. Normally I don't care about...

On Saturday night I went to a party with K. K was literally the only person I knew there. Literally! (Well, virtually. A couple of faces wer...

Last night I sat down to write about Aaron Paul and just when I started writing, an ad for Rivers came on. Of course I was watching the Emmy...

I don't want you guys to think I've got a one-track mind, but the arrival of Spring has made my goddamn year. Just four days of suns...

It's true. Lady Design Files went to my school, but she was in Russeth's year. And word up to her for having such a successful blog ...

Imaginary TV show workshop is back readers, and this time it's intolerant of law breakers! What? Who cares, read on! Barely Legal...

Google is funny! But it's also a bit of a weirdo. I just asked it what's good and it said: good /go͝od/ Adjective: ...

I just asked Google 'what's funny?' and it told me this. fun·ny /ˈfənē/ Adjective: Causing laughter or amusement; humoro...

Oh, hi guys.  Though I would love to write a really great post for you right now, there is a strong chance that anything I write will be...

I wish that Estrella Damm Inedit would come here and say that it wants to fill a gap in my drinking. The gap that's in my face!  (I m...

Yeah it was! And I didn’t even find a dream coat! And, although my team did win, it was only against Greater Western Sydney. Whoopdeedo. ...

Today I thought I was all ready to tell you all these thoughts I have been having about Prince. Not just Prince, but music in general. But t...

Not my actual subconscious mind Take my subconscious. Please! I You woke me up at Four, to worry about things.  Are you a mor...

Oh, hi guys. I hope you guys are in the mood to go a little rogue today. You see, today's post was going to be about Words With Friends,...

FROM MY SICK BED Conversations with my sore throat I You sure are sore, throat. Like I swallowed a bunch of Rose thorns. ...

Oh. Oh geez mate. What did those eggs look like? You weren't eating barkers' eggs were you? As long as they looked like eggs ...

I feel like perhaps we should apologise in advance for the warped focus of our Oscars coverage. But I also feel like it was not our fault. ...