Miss Soft Crab

I thought I was going to tell you today about all the near misses and dud aspects of my weekend which was a real roller coaster. I was going...

Last night K and I went out for pizza. We had one with cheese (allegedly - Mate, do you think there was cheese on it? I feel like there wasn...

Like most people I've been pretty damn cheesed off about this pathetic excuse for a spring. Maybe it's because all the rain has made...

Fairly recently, I went through a period where I was overwhelmed by the desire to get a dog. You guys remember, I talked about it a fair bi...

Yeah, I don't know much about capsaicin, but I know what I like . And that's foodstuffs that give me a physical sensation beyond...

This week I decided I wanted the answers to questions I had often pondered. Like “Could this sore throat and snotty nose that totally...

I find this picture cooling. But also, confusing. Apparently one of the bears is a reflection in ice . Really? How does that work?! I...

If you've been here before, I don't have to tell you that we have a pretty tenuous grasp on quality writing, and shit you guys it...

Who's got two pincers and a high level of excitement about the summer holidays? This crab. Heh. Of course I actually mean this cr...

Babes. Oh baby, who doesn't love a babe? Not us. Whoa there, that's a double negative, so could be a little confusing. Let me be...

Yesterday, The Age ran an article about how some people (the fun police!) want to put a bunch of possums on birth control because they are ...

It's Friday! The last Friday of the month! And that means one thing around here. Hunk of the Month Club!!!! But check it out you g...

Mate, you've said it all. That book is a dead set Friday Favourite. My copy aint as pretty as yours, but it is definitely full of the ...