Miss Soft Crab

Yesterday was hot and last night I had a terrible headache, thought it would become a migraine but I just went to bed and it turned out ...

Your Mum calls it cabin fever, I call it asking some legitimate questions about what you want to be wearing in the future. But having said t...

On Saturday night I went to J, LB and Baby's place to play with Bobby Dobby and hear J talk in a Russian accent and I have to say i...

HAHAHAHA! Pretty fly for a wifi ! HAHHAHAHAHA! Oh, boy am I thankful you shared that, matey! That totally made my day! While I think t...

Just like the Guardian's film editors, I think the fewer words spoken about this, the better. But be sure to watch it with the sound on....

Today I am meant to be talking about food, because Wednesday is going to be the day Miss Soft Crab talks about food from now on. But instead...

From time to time, I have to go on the road for work.  It usually involves driving around to a bunch of places in regional Victoria, havi...

Well guys, usually I wouldn't just jump into post like this without a little introduction, but I think that found cocks really need no ...

If I knew what watching Psychic TV was like, say because my friend had emailed me at 11pm or so and said: "Ps. I hope your night is as...

Sometimes, when I tell people that I co-author a five day a week blog, they say to me "Wow, do you guys ever run out of things ...

You know what you don't see around much anymore? Pinboards. The Torquay supermarket has one though. People sell cars, furniture, surf...

For the last couple of months I've been house sitting. In bigger, nicer houses than mine, and in preferable locations. And not in the ...

Mate, thank god you wrote this post ! Because after having The Royal Tenenbaums play silently in the background of band practice last weeke...

The other day I was having lunch with Russeth and I asked him if he had read Miss Soft Crab that day. "No" he said, "...

Google is funny! But it's also a bit of a weirdo. I just asked it what's good and it said: good /go͝od/ Adjective: ...

I just asked Google 'what's funny?' and it told me this. fun·ny /ˈfənē/ Adjective: Causing laughter or amusement; humoro...

These women are laughing because one of them made a joke like "Thermomix? More like ThermoBULLSHIX!!! HAHAHA" (What?)   I...

When I'm in the mood for it, the dumb shit people say to their hairdressers is one of my favourite things about going to the hairdresser...

When I was going to Golden Plains this year I picked Legsly up from Geelong train station so we could go together. I was down that w...

I  actually have a note about this very ad in the place where I take notes to remind me of things I want to talk about on Miss Soft Crab (my...